Pony Pisser

The act or art of bull shitting someone. Lying to someone for your own personal gratification.

Did you hear Jim braggin' about his latest exploits, he's such a Pony Pisser.

by sitlab December 8, 2009

sweater pony

Undergarment worn by women to help hold up massive breasts. Typically a large bra.

Jillian went into her room to pick out a silky sweater pony for the evening.

by musicalwhimsy May 20, 2013

pony dunked

When you are gang raped by a pack of horny urban preeteen boys

Tell you didnt get pony dunked on you way home from work dad

by Swissenchalada December 1, 2016

first pony

1. when you ride that dick for the first time
2. when small you rode that poor pony at the school fair

definition one
girl one. omg i dont think im a lesbian anymore
girl two. did you have your first pony?
girl one. yeah

definition two
mum. look hannah there's a pony over there, wanna ride it?
hannah. YES!!!!
mum. its gonna be you're first pony!

by cccasee April 25, 2019

pony out

give money.
pay your dues.

"why don't you pony out?"

by mimosonamia February 15, 2014

Pony dance

The pony dance refers to sex between small people.

The name pony is given due to the size of the penis. Compared to a horse, it would be smaller. In most cases, this also counts for the vagina.

Further, the term dance, comes from the animalistic behaviour these people experience. As they get ready to mate, they must do the dance of foreplay.

Also a way to tell your children you are going to do the nastt, without actually telling them.

Kid: "mom can I sleep with you tonight?"
Mom: "Sorry son, your dad and I are going to do the pony dance. You can only do that with two."

"Have you ever done the pony dance?"
"Of course bro, I've done it with loads of people"

"With that tiny dick of yours, you won't be able to do anything other the pony dance"

by CookieHugs August 26, 2021

Penis Pony

1. A man with erectile dysfunction

2. Someone who slightly pisses you off

"Giv me mod" "no" "u penis pony"

by Exsiq March 22, 2022