god

1)An imaginary friend for adults who are not very social and believe that if they talk to the sky someone will listen to their sad sorrows

2)Leader of uncircumsized jews who was sacrificed for trying to get them laid

1)God is an imaginary friend to the socail retards in our society

2)According to my bible, God was an uncircummsized jew...who wanted to help his friends get laid then got nailed to the cross

by jess December 16, 2004

On god

Typically used for expressing the seriousness and/or truthfulness of a statement or action.

“On god I won’t hit you. ON GOD I won’t hit you.”

“He really said that?” “On god.”

by -Willowpop09- June 04, 2022

God

Moto Moto

Yes, he likes em chunky

Moto Moto is a God, He likes em chunky.

I think Moto Moto likes you

by Thanos March 05, 2019

God

He is wonderful ,glorious , majesty ,creator and many more he created you he loves you repent he is coming soon

God is real

by Ellechelle July 09, 2018

God

Kurapika

Person 1: do you like kurapika?
Person 2: yes he’s a god, akaku

by thexhainuser May 15, 2021

God

(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshipped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.

God is the ruler of everything in Christian beliefs

by Left_hand_on_chad October 10, 2019

God

A woman watching above the clouds. Some claim it’s Beyoncé.

God is watching, give her a good show.

by sadvalem October 02, 2018