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system of a down

An awful, awful 'punk band' liked by posers and 'emo'people around the world. These people will call you dumb or illiterate if you say you do not like their music, but this is not the case. Most people dislike their music because it is truely awful.
Please don't confuse me with a chav, as I am not, I am not a part of any particular group, I mainly listen to guitar based music, but I don't go out of my way to promote this fact, nor do I go out of my way to look 'popular' or 'different'. Emo scenesters and 'goth' posers have ruined todays music scene. Bands such as Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, The Strokes, Oasis, The Beatles and many more should be being championed. Anyone can pick up a guitar and play a few power chords over a naff bassline, but it takes sheer talent to do what these guys did. System Of A Down and many others (including but not limited to: Slipknot, Linkin Park, KoRn, Marilyn Manson, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Offspring, etc) make up what is truely the tail end of the music community.
Very little talent required. Simple knowledge of music and song writing is all it takes. Protesting against the war helps in the popularity stakes and strange appearences go without saying.
by Budapest Loves You September 5, 2005
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iocaste-system

A Iocaste-system is a system where the mother manipulates the son to rival with the father, or to protect her against the father, in the naively erroneous belief he is causing her unhappiness, or even makes her whole life miserable.

The feminist redefinition of patriarchy as oppression, and the turning of the children against their fathers is the elaboration of the theme and plot.
The vilifying of the male sex is the consequence of the blindness for the Iocaste-system.
by Coffee Baba August 22, 2007
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Imperial System

The Imperial System is the superior unit measurement system used by the superior species, Americans. 🦅🦅 The metric system on the other hand, is unnecessary and can go fuck its self.
Julia: Omg the Imperial System is sooooo amazing! It's like sooooo much better than the metric system.

Liam: ikr? 🦅🇺🇸
by a_cool_american January 1, 2022
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system requirements

The minimum statistics something must have to run.
System Requirements:
30GB hard drive space
233 MHz processor
by Ryan January 31, 2004
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expert systems

1 - Expert systems is commonly used to replace words in a lame come-back to an insult.

2 - It can also be used to confuse a person after they give you a compliment
1- Stupidlittlefucker - "You stupid fag, you just ruined the game, why don't you just fuck off"

Phuzzletoff - "If by fuck off, you mean expert systems, then yes."

2 - Reallyhotchick - "Hey great game! You were really good"

Phuzzletoff - "If by really good, you mean expert systems, then that's disgusting! But I'm in."
by Frankie Mondat June 5, 2005
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systemic oppression

Basically racism for everyone no matter the race and sexism no matter the sex. It's real fun. Ask John why.
Person A: Can I get some candy?
Person B: Sorry you just going to sell it with cocaine in it.
Person A: Is it because I'm of spanish decent and a male that I have cocaine in my back pocket? That's systemic oppression!
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metric system

A system of measurement, used by most of the world, based off of units that make logical sense, unlike the arbitrary US system people have grown accustomed to.
1 kilometer is 1000 meters, 1 meter is 100 centimeters, 1 centimeter is 10 millimiters.
1 mile is 1760 yards, 1 yard is 3 feet, 1 foot is 12 inches.

The United States government's hopes of switching to the metric system were dashed once they realized it would cost billions of dollars.

Me: Yeah we went 135 miles per hour for about 5 minutes, the cop was gone.

European cousin: Cool?
by Jessie Jackson May 30, 2006
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