When a man, very short, has an incredible case of "short mans complex". After arguing with said man throwing the term trial size at him, referring to his stature, should really drive home the point he's short.
Short man: hey, schmuck, move your car forward, I can't get into my driveway!!
Me: sorry, I'll move right now
Short man: you'd better!!!
Me: alright, calm down, trial size. I already said I'd move it.
Me: sorry, I'll move right now
Short man: you'd better!!!
Me: alright, calm down, trial size. I already said I'd move it.
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by Bob G. September 19, 2004
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When a certain gender lies, when telling a certain other gender their opinion of the other's
sex-piece.
sex-piece.
"Jimmy, I think that it's A-Good-Size, pretty much."
"From my experience, I would say that it's A-Good-Size."
"What? I thought that you said it was A-Good-Size."
"From my experience, I would say that it's A-Good-Size."
"What? I thought that you said it was A-Good-Size."
by timppimp May 1, 2005
Get the A-Good-Size mug.To compare hand and finger sizes, leading to the comparing of other certain extremeties. This is a command given by one who is insecure about his manhood, and wants to reassure himself that he is as normal as anyone else.
by Lee Brody March 11, 2009
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Mikhail Gorbachev, faced with a shortage of condoms and a rising threat of AIDS, asked President Reagan for assistance in supplying the Soviet Union with prophylactics.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
"Send us 10 thousand, colored red, with the words SIZE LARGE and MADE IN USSR printed on them."
President Reagan was glad to help, though when Gorby got the shipment, he thought perhaps the President was a bit hard of hearing. Because the condoms were red, all right, red, white and blue. Printed on them in block letters was MADE IN THE USA and SIZE SMALL.
by Luigi August 8, 2004
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Get the sizemore mug.according to 5zul, super smize define as squinting the eyes using all occular motor but not too strong, with no facial expression below the nose; eg smiling or cynical smile. head and chin up, with no shoulder stress. it is to show people you being edgy without looks like one.
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