doing the swiss

when you fuck a swiss person or a piece of swiss cheese

When I was in Geneva I was told I should be doing the swiss. But when I couldn't find any beautiful women, I went to a cheese store instead

by cheesefuckinmotherfucker November 01, 2021

swiss vault

A tight, bleached anus

I got in that girl's swiss vault last night. I had to use lots of lube

by Diego Monteblon December 07, 2013

Swiss Raw Dog

Eating the last piece of cheese at the end of a Raclette dinner without any potatoes or sides.

OMG Fabio, are you really about to Swiss raw dog the remaining cheese?!

by gurgelihans February 01, 2024

California swiss roll

When a group of guys ejaculate onto a blanket and then procede to wrap an asian woman in the blanket while she screams I LOVE CALIFORNIA.

That asian chick is hot, lets feed her that california swiss roll!

by conky May 05, 2014

Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.

Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?

by RealUrethraFranklin February 04, 2025

Swiss rolled

When having sexy time on a sofa bed and the sofa bed rolls back in on itself. Two people are now in a sexy sofa love roll.

We had sex in the spare room last night n got swiss rolled!

by Star Michaels September 09, 2021

swiss fucking

A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.

There was a bloody murder downtown last week. I hear that she was killed via Swiss fucking.

by MegaSuperKamiGuru December 01, 2017