Swiss charred

What yer salad-greens will likely become if ya let yer greenhouse get too hot.

I made da mistake of using too high a setting on my dehydrator when drying a tray of garden-produce, and so I ended up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO March 31, 2025

Swiss Miss

Avoiding and dodging conflict left and right, intentionally "missing" out on potential drama.

"Hey bro, who did you vote last November?"
"Swiss Miss."
"Huh? The fuck's that mean?"

by Swiss Miss Jazzster May 25, 2021

Swiss Christmas

when a schizophrenic male comes into your home and collects all of your personal belongings, removes photos from their frames, and then proceeds to sort them into color coordinated piles. finally the male calls for the family to gather and begin the celebration, all taking place at an obscure hour of the night.

Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to startle you. I wanted to surprise y’all with a nice Swiss Christmas.

by anonymous November 27, 2020

swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

Swiss Cheese

To shoot someone full of holes

I'll Swiss Cheese yo snitching ahh twin

by DaUrbanBoy February 15, 2025

Swiss semi

When the penis refuses to fully arise and stays neutral during coitus.

Oh dear my love, it's not happening here, I have a Swiss semi!

by The Haxman December 6, 2022

Swiss

Having holes/not making sense

Person 1: "Man, that story was super swiss"
Person 2: "Yeah! It was totally fake!"

by AEs1r June 13, 2021