Labiactic Surprise

Any girl who looks really prude, but then turns out to be "loose" and gives in really easily.

"Damn. That girl Caroline is a real labiactic surprise! She fucked on the first date but everyone thought she was a nerd."

by Pseudolabia October 21, 2008

Colgate Surprise

When a man ejaculates in a person's toothpaste.

He was pissing me off, so I gave him a colgate surprise.

Logistically, it was hard to give him a colgate surprise, but he deserved it so much!

by Frank "Laboner" Joseph December 9, 2008

Cajun Surprise

It's when you eat spicy crawfish and then fingerbang a girl. At first she's all down with the fingerbanging and moaning and shit. Then, out of nowhere, the spices on your hand from eating the crawfish start burning her bone-collector. It usually doesn't burn in a positive way.

Dude, I made this bitch cry last night from a Cajun Surprise, that batch of crawfish must have had extra crab boil.

by Thor-Hunter July 19, 2009

Red Wine Cork Surprise

Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.

Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?

James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.

by C Silent J October 21, 2010

george washington surprise

For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.

"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."

by Mike Giordano May 9, 2007

Cpatton Movie Surprise

When someone cuts a hole in the popcorn container at the movie theater and puts their dick in it then gets another guy to feel around in the popcorn container and then eat the popcorn after the load has been blown on it.

When cpatton had some guy give him the cpatton movie surprise.

by SierraFu October 21, 2006

Surprise Juice

surprise juice is accidental spurt

i played with my thing and it made surprise juice

by patricia October 1, 2003