shoething

shoething shoo-th ing

-verb (used without object)
1. The act of investigating all manner of things shoe.

-verb (used with an object)
1. To investigate everything pertaining to shoes (in an outfit, competetive sport, etc.)

I've been pacing back and forth contemplating when I shall give a free shoething consultation to all of the patients in the amputee ward.

by K-Fin & L-Ren January 18, 2008

Something happened

When a change in behavior is interpreted as the result of a deeper problem, many times with lasting effects and continually reasoned as the causal factor which often is found to be a total invention and exaggeration of the mind.

I was putting so well and then.....something happened.

I was six under par standing on the 16th tee, then something happened and I posted a 74

by Biorn September 13, 2017

Twirty-Something

A woman who has passed the lower numbers of the Twirty age range but is still continuously mistaken for a whole lot younger.

Even though we twirty-somethings felt out-of-place at the kegger, we were still getting hit on so hard we had bruises.

by AJ June 25, 2004

we should do something sometime

n. let's have sex now. or else.

jon said to jenna, "we should do something sometime"

by sekio April 21, 2004

That little something else

When you hold your MEAT with both hands, it's the part that hangs out the end.

"How did that ugly bastad get a hot looking whore like that" ? Reply, "He's probaly got ""That little something else"!

by greaseit December 31, 2010

Somethings

experimentation with sex positions

"We can just do somethings tonight if you cant think of anything else to do..."

by AxZess June 19, 2008

something corporate

Imagine if you will, the boardroom of some major record company. Sat around the main table are many suited men, the suited men of the roll around in money, eat gold for breakfast type.

Suit 1: Oh no, we're not making enough money! Sales growth has slown to only 23%.
Suit 2: Drastic action is needed, or i will not be able to afford to build my solid gold house!!!
Suit 1: OK, What do these kids want?
Suit 3 (head of marketing): Well, they want more of this pseudo-rebellion, punk stuff.
Suit 4: We've got on the last count 12,034 of these bands, and they all sound the same. Why don't we try something new?
Suit 1 discretely presses a silent alarm, guards walk in and drag Suit 4 out of the building. Gunshots are heard outside.
Suit 1: So its settled, we need another band which sounds exactly like every band we have on our books already!
Suit 2: The cloning process has already begun.

And so Something Corporate is born. Offering more generic pseudopunk pop then every other band out there. Pushing out the boundaries of blandness.

The fact that people like Something Corporate means that the Western world has no hope for the future, and that the terrorists have already won.

by bastardo_bill June 5, 2004