Stumpie

a narly homeless person.

"Eeewww, I think that stumpie is coming over here."

by Chrissy Bell November 22, 2005

stumphy

Noun

A slang word that describes a state of being. It combines the slang words stupid, dumb, and hyphy.

hey my nigga lets go to the club and get stumphy!

by kurtdub December 29, 2007

fuck stump

a word a football coach uses when he is talking to the worst player on the team

god chris german your such a fuck stump

by dee 1 October 20, 2010

stimpak

Short word for the federal government's stimulus package. Who wants to use 5 syllables when you can use 2 ?!?!

I really hope the stimpak kicks this economy in the ass and gets us rolling again.

by Swim_LisaLisa February 27, 2009

Stumpf

A poo made unnecessarily long or lengthy because of smart phone, tablet, laptop or other computer/technology use.

Man 1: "Damn man, he's been in there for half an hour!"
Man 2: "Yeah. He's in there with that iPad taking a stumpf."

by TheOneArmedMan September 26, 2013

Stumpkin

The art of recieving head from a woman while she is taking a dump...

Man I was just in the bathroom and Teets was giving me a stumpkin...

by KCD913 March 30, 2017

manu stupare

Latin phrase litterally meaning "to defile with the hand." AKA MASTURBATION BABY!

Speaker 1: dude...i totally manu stupared myself last night while watching tv.
Speaker 2: SKEET SKEET!

by Djhizzle May 22, 2006