Stretching

the act of smoking marijuana at any time anywhere

Hey, I'm feeling pretty tight, I think it's about time I went outside and started stretching.

or

You guys want to go stretch?

by Zach V March 10, 2009

Stratch

to completely destroy, to stretch out to an extreme degree

Pak-Shinyung got his ass stratched so hard with that chest workout today.

by meemlord December 1, 2016

scretch

Synonym for "stretch".

See also: scr

"Hey-yo quatch, I juss HAD to run through them niggahs while they was gettin' scretched out."

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

Stretchies

A term used to describe the lined marks on a pregnant woman's stomach due to the size when there is a foetus living inside.

Shazza: "I got bare fuckin stretchies on ma belly lyk!"
Cazza: "Yeh, biatch, dey r lyk well ugly init. SIK!!!"
Shazza: "Wats a condom anywayz?"
Cazza: "Dunno ... lyk sumfing bois put on dere diks. Anywayz, u ought 2 use 'em coz dose stretchies are BARE MINGIN MAN!"

by Rose and Cat April 29, 2006

Quarter Pounder Stretcher

Any image or person that arouses the male member, derived from a Macdonalds burger and a cheap shop.

The difference between art and pornography is that art is a medium for developing the soul and the imagination, whereas porn is a quarter pounder stretcher

by Daniel Connolly April 27, 2007

scretching

A superior form of stretching. Should not be mistaken for stretching as the latter is used by those who are not "rad".

Armadillo's don't scretch because of their awesome armor plates.

Stretching is so out...scretching is the newest fad.

by armadillorox June 17, 2008

stretching

another word or slang, for sex.

"hay, i had fun stretching"

"seline you wana stretch again"

by ELO.bX) July 13, 2009