shlurpy

When someone's words begin to slur because they've been drinking.

Someone's getting shlurpy!

by MrDanger83 October 28, 2010

slurpin douche

the act of inhaling a douche through ones mouth followed by exhaling through the nostrils.

that man can slurpin douche!

by bryce wayne May 25, 2011

slurp & stick

When a person licks their finger (making a slurping sound) and sticks it directly into someones butt hole.

I'm going to slurp & stick him and see how he likes it.

by lou lou la roux December 15, 2011

Slurpeh

One who slurps anything or has sex. Also means "butt explosion".

Guy1: (Fire comes out of his anus)
Guy2: "Oh man, did you just fart?"
Guy1: "No! I just Slurpeh'd! God!"

butt explosion anus slurp slurping

by Zechla August 26, 2013

splumpkin

receiving a blowjob immediately after pinching a loaf. unlike blumpkin which happens simultaneously. Meant to enjoy the act of both separately.

Nothing better than a splumpkin in the morning after a late night at the bar.

by brickhead35 October 20, 2013

slurpee nigga

Indian convenience store owner.

That slurpee nigga had no cherry flavor in his icee machine.

by Sweaty Box October 21, 2015

slurp face

Slurp Face: n,

defined as the face made while simultaneously emitting a slurping sound, or some such face. Characterized by a withdrawn lower jaw and vacant stare.

Girl that creep in the corner been givin you slurp face

SLURP FACE CONFIRMED

See: the look derp face

by pimperfection December 9, 2015