He splooges everywhere when he's finished.
by Fatal Miztake September 7, 2018
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by Jaythal December 5, 2018
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by Shit Picker December 15, 2019
Get the Splooge mug.N. sperm in gaseous form ( separate from “splooge”: sperm in liquefied form)
V. the act of releasing gaseous sperm as a result of depressurizing the male urethra, typically cause be excessive masturbation in very short time period (e.g. one day)
V. the act of releasing gaseous sperm as a result of depressurizing the male urethra, typically cause be excessive masturbation in very short time period (e.g. one day)
I beat off so many times on Saturday that by the 6th or 7th time, all I had left was sploo.
Ned, the science kid, says “I noticed that the inner temperature of the test subject’s urethra rose high enough to liquefy the inner workings of the ejaculation system.”
I queried the science kid, “Ned, are you saying that a hot uretha can liquefy sperm?”
“Yes,” he confirmed.
Ned, the science kid, says “I noticed that the inner temperature of the test subject’s urethra rose high enough to liquefy the inner workings of the ejaculation system.”
I queried the science kid, “Ned, are you saying that a hot uretha can liquefy sperm?”
“Yes,” he confirmed.
by The Official__32460 February 11, 2020
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Get the Sploda mug.A "Sploof" is where you and another guy/girl are having some really hardcore sex. Then, when you're about to commit creampie, the opposite person farts on your dick. This sudden gust of raunchy air that gets blown onto your dick creates a ripple effect on your body, making you fart and cream at the same time.
Tommy: So Brad, last night I was fucking your sister right...
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!
Brad: Nice, was she tight?
Tommy: Yea, but... like... when I was about to nut, she farted on my dick
Brad: Did you fart too?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: And you still creamed right?
Tommy: Yea? Why?
Brad: Dude!! You fucking "Sploofed" my sister!
by Hue J. Anus April 21, 2020
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Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.
"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"
Man 2: I can help you with the hair, I had to wash for weeks after the Sploogie Boogie on Halloween.
"I had a sploogie lobbed at me"
by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020
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