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Dick splash 

When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."
Dick splash by Bloomerz September 1, 2011

Gertrude Splash 

During a blumpkin in an outhouse, the Receiver simultaneously releases a turd and spreads his legs to allow the splash to hit the Giver in the face.
I got the sweetest Gertrude Splash at the carnival the other night.
Gertrude Splash by TheEmpress August 11, 2012

Samoan Splash 

That moment when you get bitten by a bunch of snakes every minute instead of being a rich bird
Option 1 Someone is going to end up in the hospital though, but whatever....... Samoan Splash!!!!!
Samoan Splash by PlayThreeAre February 10, 2020

Cancer Splash 

When someone with cancer coughs on you.
"oh my god cancer splasher just coughed on me".
Cancer Splash by john abdhule October 30, 2008

Two Splash 

When you are walking down the street. typically with friends and you see someone with an acne break out. you then exclaim "Damn! check out that Two Splash!" meaning that the individual you are picking on needed two splashes of acne cleanser that morning
Friend- Hey Bryan, check out this Two Splash bitch walking down the hall.
Other Friend- Yea nigga! That bitch was a brown bag anyways!
Friend-Word homie!
Two Splash by Phip-meister-Phlex February 18, 2009

White Splash 

When a heterosexual male ejaculates into a womens mouth, and has her spit out the herbs and spices (sperm) into the males palm and than the male pulls his hand back aprox. 8 in. and proceeds foward making contact with the womens cheek.
she was sucking my dick last night and I came in her mouth and gave her a white splash

she was drunk and never swallowed but unexpectly I had her spit it out and gave her a white spalsh
White Splash by Ezlgdc November 8, 2010