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spokeshroom

(n) a psilocybic mushroom that causes extreme hallucinations. the high often leaves people paranoid and schizophrenic, as if voices were talking to them.
"After listening to Shpongle for a good few hours, I started to heart strange voices. I shouldn't have taken those spokeshrooms"
by Fox In a Trance June 26, 2009
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Spokesracist

Any spokesperson or individual who in any way offends Politically Correct Liberals. Everything said by any spokesracist is branded as racist hate speech by the PC... even when race isn’t involved in the issue.
PC Woman: “You look like three wise men. On what issues should we Media-Americans provide more in depth coverage?

Moe: “For me, more coverage on the US deal with Iran ‘cuz I think it puts Jews in Israel at risk.”
PC Woman: “Obama made that deal... {SLAP}. How dare you disagree with a black man you evil Spokesracist!”

Larry: “More coverage of third party candidates. I don’t like the major party choices.”
PC Woman: “Hillary is one of those choices ... {SLAP}. How dare you deny a woman’s right to be President you evil, sexist Spokesracist!”

Shemp: “No comment.”
PC Woman: “Your silence is appalling... {SLAP! SLAP!}... How dare you ignore and support the Hate Speech of your two friends! ...{SLAP!} Your behavior isn’t funny at all you evil Spokesracist! {SLAP! SLAP!}
by pianocheater September 21, 2016
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Lady Spike

A female ConnectiCon Cosplayer who is a rabid fan of Spike Spiegel. Usually known as a Spikette, this girl refers herself as Lady Spike. A sworn enemy of the dreaded Man Faye.
"There goes Lady Spike, sounding off again."
by Apple Hepburn September 4, 2008
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Friend Spike

When someone suddenly gains an obscene amount of facebook friends. Most commonly achieved right after the school year begins.
"The one good thing about school starting again is I'm sure to have a friend spike!"

"Little Jimmy just became friends with 30 people in a day. It's fall, he must be having a friend spike."
by mctech August 30, 2011
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Bologna spokes

Creases on the butthole.
Are your bologna spokes blown?
by What you looking at my gut fer January 16, 2019
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Guy Spiker

A really weird looking dumbass who is retarded and no one likes. Takes ten seconds to string together two words and is very suicidal. Is Also addicted to Cocaine and Meth.
by Philopean RedRocket March 14, 2019
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Archie Spokes

Archie Spokes is a fat neek
"where do you think your going tiger" -Devvo (Archie Spokes favourite quote)
by Janiel Dames November 12, 2020
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