small soldier

a tiny dick that is eternally erect

Johnson! Is your small soldier saluting me?

by Frederick Burges September 28, 2005

Solderize

To sodomize with a soldering iron

dude! At the last football game, the other team bent over and we solderized them!

by MarqueeDeSade November 7, 2010

roast beef slider

When a women farts wearing tight jeans it travels up her pussy lips and tickles the clit

Karen giggled to herself as she let go a roast beef slider on the subway

by Rawdawgy May 4, 2019

Soldier

1. A member of the Army who is constantly deployed defending the United States.

2. A man who while deployed gets fucked over by his girlfriend/fiancee/wife

3. A man who's constantly cheated on because she "just can't take it anymore" while he's in Iraq.
The Literal Translation is I can't wait for you when I have so much cock filling me.

1. Billy is not here for 15 months, hes a Soldier in Iraq

2. - Isn't she engaged to Billy?
- Not anymore, Billys a Soldier which means hes gone and she needs to fuck something.

3. - This isn't working out anymore, your a soldier who is away and I want as many penises in me as I can before you come back and I craw back to you.

by WhoMeNever June 13, 2008

BK Slider

Created in ancient Greece as a way to honor generals and people of great power. The person starts at the end of a large showering area then begins running to eventually start sliding on their knees. While sliding, guys line up on both sides of the path, shooting semen on the person as they pass through. The BK stands for 'Bukkake' and the Slider part is fairly straightforward. Currently practiced mostly in San Fransisco due to the large grouping of public shower facilities.

Tony's the man! He took a BK Slider from the whole team!

You should stay.. I heard there's gonna be a BK Slider in about 5 minutes.

That shit is gay. Like BK Slider gay.

by UncleMcPussy January 22, 2011

Wooden Soldiers

A person (wooden soldier) or a group of people who act hard, talk as if they are hard but not one of them will grab up their balls and do something.

Also known as "wuuden soljaz"

Look at them faggots trying to act as if they run the show, yet not one of them will fight... fucking wooden soldiers

"Man fuck 'em wuuden soljaz, wannabe pussy ass bustaz"

by DannyTheMan April 13, 2007

Boston Slider

the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a man or woman's rectum, then having said partner defecate on the other. It is very similar to a trash bag breaking opening at the bottom

Dude, my girlfriend and i pulled a Boston Slider last night

by Uncle Dilbert July 15, 2009