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Tolstoy's Snowball

An entity that will survive longer if attacked than if left alone. Reference to Tolstoy's comment in War and Peace that a snowball will stick together as it melts on a stove when it would fall apart if left alone. Lesser known cousin of Chekov's Gun.
Bro #1: Bro, do you want to prank our rival team before the big game?
Bro #2: Nah bro, did you hear them arguing after that last practice? They're Tolstoy's Snowball - they'll play way worse if they don't have us to focus on.

Bro #1: That's wise bro.
by Crazy cow May 9, 2025
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Arizona Snowball

When they suck your kidney stones out of your dick, and spit them into your mouth.
Jenny gave Mark an Arizona Snowball and he almost choked to death!
by FkinGeorge July 14, 2023
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southpaw snowball

When a man ejaculates into another man/woman’s anus/vagina, then proceeds to suck out the ejaculate and spit it in the respective partners mouth.
“Hey man, how did that lay go last night?”

“Great, gave her a southpaw snowball!”
by DocRakk August 6, 2023
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Snowballing

Snowballing, a term originally popularized by the gay community, is a sexual act where someone gives a partner a fellatio until they ejaculate and kisses them afterward spitting the semen into the partners mouth. It is not only a gay act as women have also done it on men.
I tried snowballing with my boyfriend and he enjoyed it
by Pu$$y_god April 2, 2024
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Alaskan Snowball Creampie

When the man cums in her mouth to avoid a pregnancy, and the woman spits the cum into her own vagina in order to impregnate herself.
Janet is so desperate to have a child, she even went for the Alaskan Snowball Creampie.
by BAE DPers April 17, 2024
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Snowballing

The Term Snowballing is A Sexual act in which the testicles are "Pressed" or "Crushed" down until they slowly turn white due to blood retracting from within the testicles.
She Snowballed the man and it hurt he said he didn't want her 'Snowballing' him anymore.
by DerLeiter May 7, 2024
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California Snowball Fight

A California snowball fight arises when hobos take turns throwing hand-formed balls of fresh-squeezed, or old feces at each other, unsuspecting bystanders, pets, indiginous wildlife, and pretty much anything within throwing range. There are no victors in this game, only very smelly and very pissed off victims.

It is such a common occurrence that the State once considered sanctioning a legitimate sports league for it, but during the testing phase, a new and rampant strain of hepatitis -now called hepatitis Q- broke out, and everyone's TVs were also stolen.
Oh man, I got caught in the crossfire of a California snowball fight, and now I have the worst case of pink-eye EVER! Where the hell is my TV!!!
by Unicorn Squeezins November 27, 2021
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