beer sniper

The act upon where one is far too intoxicated to maintain a set position on a bar stool or similar object and subsequently appears to have been shot by a silent assassin as they hit the floor. Can normally be accompanied with crys of owch..

Tahh says "Man I wish I'd not mixed my drinks earlier"
Matt says "But you will insist"
Tahh says nothing
Matt turns round and can't see Tahh till he looks down and realises that the beer sniper has claimed yet another victim..

by Matthew Benjamin Green November 14, 2007

Wesley Sniper

Excellent marijuana. Marijuana that allows one to enter a thoughtless state. Like a sniper's bullet of THC to one's cranium.

"That was some dank Wesley Sniper last night!" dank

by Buythisvowel? February 13, 2012

knife sniper

one who snipes with a knife, most commonly used in haze for the ps3

jimmy look out Knife Sniper

by Dante Arahtos October 24, 2008

Diaper Sniper

Someone who tend to go for the younger age group.

Sofie why are you dating that gr 7 you diaper sniper!?

by Michael da Bows December 7, 2009

Beef Sniper

A gunman whose area of expertise is on the field with guns blazing, or ducking around corners and chucking grenades. Only skilled at sniping when the target is, in fact, beef.

Kent is pretty good, but he's such a Beef Sniper.

by Kent January 9, 2005

Carbon Sniper

1.A large slappable object, tends to run in fear of Dymphna Loki

2. A sizeable error on the earths suface

1. Carbon Sniper shook in fear when he came out of science

2. Your a huge effin Carbon Sniper, one big mess.

by Dymph March 16, 2008

Sophomore Sniper

A hairy-bodied, balding man who has sloppy relations with drunk sophomores. Such a man can also be found cooking raw meat in convection ovens, masturbating to Game of Thrones fan fiction, and spending an abnormal amount of time researching his family tree on ancestry.com.

Man #1: Hey, did the Sophomore Sniper get some action last night?
Man #2: Nah, I heard she was sober enough to see his back looks like hairy cookie dough.

by mbarry69 November 11, 2016