Snarfel

Snarfel is a random word some random guy made, it means to cut off peoples weenus and stuff them up their ass, only to grab the tongue of the victim and pull it out, then you must take a sickle and cut their body from crotch to head. the body must stuck together with rice and put on a pole for the dark lords to feast upon.

David "Snarfel"
Laurel"if it is my duty than I must sacrifice myself to the dark lords"
David"*starts snarfeling laurel*"

by Syinyide June 7, 2018

Snarfed

The act of an ass to vacuum up a fabric.

That fat bitchs ass dun snarfed up her thong. She needs new undies.

by Snarfedherupthebutt69 June 21, 2018

Snarmft

When you fart and you can smell it from Saturn

Did You Snarmft Last Night?

by BananaCatLovesKFC May 10, 2018

Snarf

The sound you make when you kind of laugh through your nose without making a sound from your me.

(Jeff)“Insert dumb Dad joke” (Kelly)*SNARF* you’re so dumb

by Snarf Monger March 17, 2018

Snarf

To drink liquid then laugh so that the liquid comes out of the nose.

Bob said something really funny while Joe took a drink of his beer, and Joe snarfed.

by Cayman Guy August 20, 2018

Snarf

To grab something, a good deal.

I snarfed some great stuff at a garage sales today. Did you get the cat in, yep she walked right in the garage and I snarfed her up.

by stefiekate September 1, 2018

Snarf

sn'ahrf
verb(see 'tongue punching a fart box', 'eating the hole of the butt')

The art of fearlessly eating the butt hole with vigor.

*prior alcohol consumption is recommended.

Her ass is so fine, I would snarf her even if I were sober!

by Snarf Master Plus November 17, 2018