Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.

With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.

by [VBM] December 7, 2006

chain smoking

Not a wise thing to do, even if you are an excessive smoker. Usually results in one feeling nauseous, leading to violent vomiting, light-headedness and a general emotion of feeling like shit.

Not recommended but fair play to anyone who can get pass ten, especially if they're smoking Soveign's...

by gonorrhea July 29, 2005

[smoking herb]

A safe, yet enjoyable way to party.

He's at home smoking herb and eating twinkies.

by The Fucking Hippy February 28, 2009

smacking the glove

Masturbation while wearing a condom.

Dude 1: "I am so bored at work today. Cover for me, I'll be smacking the glove in the restroom."
Dude 2: "Will do my man. Enjoy!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 6, 2007

Smoking a Chevy

Mixing marijuana with cocaine usually in a cigar shell to generate a specif feeling within the human body.

We got our bud and white lets get to smoking a chevy.

by Animounious May 27, 2009

Smoking The Birth Cigar

High Brow term for fellatio. Often accompanied by its rarely used cunnilingus counterpart "Swallowing The Placenta."

When was the last time someone smoked your birth cigar?

Dude! I just walked in on the new chick smoking the birth cigar!

by Bufferkiller September 7, 2011

Non-smoking

1. A person that does not smoke cigarettes.

2. A room or section in a restaurant, airplane, or other public place where smoking is not allowed.

3. Someone who is a member of No Stank You.Com

Kelly's non-smoking shirt was frikin' sweet; it said "No Stank You" in bright lettering.

by Yogurt9217 June 27, 2008