smiggems

undercover aliens who dressed up as french citizens in order to perform the butt pirate business, smiggens strange creatures are say to be from the dark side of the moon, but recent research shows that they appear at the end of the rainbow.

Oh La La, those smiggems ate my croissant!!!...

by dey exist December 18, 2008

slingered

the position you assume before bad things take place.

to be screwed over or taken advantage of.
originally coined in VFA-105 Gunslingers strike fighter squadron in the navy.

Better Tell Bob to be on time for work or he'll get slingered.

by yellowutility July 19, 2009

stingemeister

a person who does not share their weed and constantly bums weed off of others

a: dude, he just smoked our weed and now he wont use any of his for another bowlpack
b: i know he's such a stingemeister

by Scotty Bubbly February 5, 2010

Stingers

"Stingers" is a simpler term/abbreviation for "Stinky Fingers"
Stingers often occur from frequent masturbation.

Oh my God.. You can smell that girls stingers from across the room.

by BeaverCrafter April 19, 2017

singe-watch

To blaze through a show so quickly that you burn yourself slightly

"I just singe-watched 'The Crown' and I think I can still smell my hair burning"

by MangMang December 30, 2017

Stingerbaiting

When you get stung by a bee or wasp on your hand, and immediately start jacking off with your swelling hand, so you get the pleasure of a pseudo numb stranger jerk.

My buddy Chris was in his yard day drinking when he was stung by a bee and immediately began stingerbaiting his V.P. of human relations surrounded by a mountain of beer cans much to the shock of all his neighbors.

by Danger dangler June 17, 2018

Stinger

A joint that has been smoked down so short it looks like a stinger.

"Damn dude, we smoked this thing down to a stinger!"

by baddaddylive July 27, 2019