SMDFTW

Suck My Dick For The Win

Girl: What should i do today???

Boy: SMDFTW?

Girl: ??? wat

Boy: suck my dick for the win

Girl: ................ -_-

by AE :) June 6, 2010

Shift

To kiss, usually with tongues. A word used by irish teenagers

Will ye go shift me cousin over by the chairs their lad

by LesKen February 6, 2019

Fake Shifter

A depressed person that always tries to pretend that she's not depressed anymore while she still is.

When she pretends so, we call it a "fake shifting".

Tommy: mom, can I stop taking these drugs? I don't need them anymore.

Tommy's Mom: you can't, Tommy, you're depressed and I don't want you to kill yourself.

Tommy: that's okay mom, i'm not depressed anymore. I feel good, now.

Tommy's little brother: he's a liar, mommy! Look at the cut marks on his arms! He's still harming himself!

*Mom looks at the cut marks*

Tommy's Mom: why are you trying to lie, Tommy?

Tommy's little brother: that's because he's a fake shifter!

by imfreakishlyyours January 17, 2010

Night Shifting

When one or more persons take turns defecating in a briefcase (usually done past 10:00 pm). They must then pick a target and leave the briefcase on the porch of the victim, before leaving the porch they must ring the doorbell.They then proceed to watch the victim obtain the briefcase from across the street while safely hidden under the cover of darkness.

Leona did not allow Vernon to make entry through her anal cavity, so Vernon took it upon himself to avenge his penis through Night Shifting.

by jbaldwintheninja93 July 6, 2010

pull a shifty

When you do something behind everyone's back without anyone finding out.

Person One : "Did I ever tell you that I slept with that swamp-donkey six months ago after their house party?"

Person Two : "NO YOU DID NOT! I cannot believe that you could pull a shifty like that with me, I thought we were best friends."

by Ali JTB October 11, 2005

sifty

A very dodgy person indeed. The kind of person who lurks in backgrounds, dodgy eyes, the works...

Look at that sifty bastard over there

by MattyP April 18, 2005

sifting

A little known, but still kickass, song by Nirvana. Was on their first album, Bleach, which was recorded for around $600 dollars and went on to only sell around 35,000 copies, showing little hint that Nevermind would leave them as rock legends.

Sifting-

Teacher said,
Your eyes ...
Teacher said,
Preacher said

"Don't have nothing for you"

Spell the smell
Wouldn't it be fun?
Search for a church
Wouldn't it be fun?
Wet your bed
Wouldn't it be fun?
Cold in coals
Wouldn't it be fun?

by Rush8192 September 25, 2005