smart meter

A surveillance device attached to the side of your home without your consent. Smart meters ( or digital recording anmeters ) record and transmit via cell phone signal all the account holder's family activities relating to electricity use. Smart meters allow utilities to spy on your hydro use hour by hour, showing peaks and dips in energy consumption as little as 0.1 kwh. In Canada some utilities are sharing this personal info with local police departments without a warrant. ( a clear violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms )

Good Samaritan: Damn the cops raided my house and cut down my 5 marijuana plants.
Other Good Samaritan: Bummer how'd they know?
Good Samaritan: Lousy hydro utility gave them a year's worth of my smart meter data without a warrant.

by onewithagun October 6, 2012

smart smart

Someone that's really smart.

Destiny is so smart smart, she knows everything.

by just because January 3, 2014

smart

someone who is clever but also a little bit cool

wow George thats so smart the way you figured out that tricky problem

by de boss March 1, 2017

I've met smarter sandwiches

To someone about somebody stupid, brainless

Did you talk to the Sheriff ?
No the Sheriff is an idiot, i mean, i've met smarter sandwiches !

by alan.s January 4, 2008

acting smart

When your sassy, and ignorant.

Stop acting smart, before I pop yo dumb ass.

by Trifle life October 9, 2016

smartassery

The state of being a smart ass.

Smartassery is a required by all contributors when adding new words to the Urban Dictionary.

by SmartAssery December 18, 2012

Smartass Translate

Smartass Translate is Basicly Google Translate Because it knows every single shit so now you can go away.

I will be using Smartass Translate to cheat in my exam

by teriyakinoodle_ January 27, 2021