skeeting

The act of riding on a skeet board, ripstik, or wave board. Sport created by Perry Pizzolo, Justin Lefkowitz, and several others.

Often confused with jerking off or masterbating.

Skeeting should become an Olympic or Xgame sport.

I skeet all the time.

by Jlefty5 January 16, 2009

skeeting

When you skeet on something/someone.

"I was skeeting on the bitch all night!"

by crackwhore19 March 17, 2008

sexting

Flirting via text message.

Remember the guy I met last weekend who I gave my number to? Well we've been sexting ever since!

by Grace Fitz June 3, 2007

Sleeping card

When you text/call someone and they hit you up the next day and or later that day with "I was asleep" when you hit me up earlier/last night etc.

Ex. 1)

Bry: Hey girl can you work tomorrow for Brandi she is sick.

JoJo: "Opens phone reads texts" oh I don't feel like replying I'll just "wake up late tomorrow" & tell her I just got her text.

Jojo: Hey girl I was asleep when you sent that/called, I would have worked for her though IF I would have known!

Ex. 2)

Just got off phone with this person or you saw that their bitch ass tweeted and or posted something on FB.

(10:22) Shan: Hey girl are you still coming over?

Kara: ___________________

(11:04) Shan: um so call me and don't use the "I'm sleeping card" with me, I just saw your tweet! Stop faking!

by Miss SLS April 24, 2011

Sneeting

When you laugh and a bit of snot comes out of your nose.

Don't laugh too hard, you don't want to start sneeting.

by mrturcot August 29, 2016

sleeping with the homies

a way of saying that you are "having sex" more specifically "a threesome"

Is sleeping with the homies gay?

by kdefinitions March 14, 2020

The sleeping barber

When the bush is to thick and u have to trim HARD, while she's asleep. Then finish the deal.

When she went to bed she was bushly and angry...she awoke silky smooth...thanks to the sleeping barber;)

by The Demon Barber September 2, 2009