scrolleosis

The condition that occurs after using your mouse too much, causing your fingers to cramp.

"I had to photoshop her face for three hours until my hand got scrolleosis."

by professorevil August 27, 2009

scroll patch

The part of your phone's touch screen (iPhone, Droid) where your finger oils form a patch from frequent scrolling.

Dude I have a nasty scroll patch on my iphone.

At least my Blackberry doesn't have a scroll patch like your Droid.

by Nick Muggets April 8, 2010

Scrolliosis

A physical condition of extreme eye strain caused by working on multiple monitors with several multi-page documents and/or web pages in use simultaneously.

John got a bad case of Scrolliosis working on that Word document and browsing the web at the same time.

by Nasa racer August 6, 2010

Strollex

To stroll with one's Rolex displayed prominently.

Ooh that boy got his swag turned on; look at how he be strollexing!

by Commodoreswag August 2, 2011

Stroller Immigrant

An immigrant to any country who immigrated to a country while they were young. Stroller immigrants can be legal (Had their health and criminal records checked and allowed into the country) or illegal (Overstayed their visas or sneeked into the country), but usually, they're legal. They also adopted the culture of the host country to varying degrees.

Sanjay: Dude, I'm from another country. I know what it's like to be an immigrant.

Taylor: You came here when you were 5, Jay. You're 35. You've been in this country longer than I have been. And I was born here. You used to play lacrosse in high school, you're the best snowboarder I've ever known. Your curries taste blander than tater tots. And to boot, I saw you play cricket with your family. They're always complaining about how you hold a cricket bat over your shoulders like a baseball bat. They had to say it in English because you don't speak a word of Hindi.

You're just a stroller immigrant. You're really an American at heart. Now let's go get some pizza, Jay

Sanjay: You're right, Taylor.

by Ollie Churpuzzi October 8, 2015

Scrolliosis

When one's obligatory morning Facebook scroll leaves one hunched over and brain dead ninety minutes later.

Hillary: dude you're still here? You haven't even touched your coffee...

Donald: huh? Oh crap I've got scrolliosis again.

Bernie: you're a slave to the scroll, man.

by Gonzaretto November 19, 2015

scrolling left handed

To scroll through photos, mostly Instagram photos, or stalk the person's account with your left hand, and using your right hand to beat your meat.

damn, some hot chick started following me on Instagram. I'm scrolling left handed.

by Jaidkdjhshf April 21, 2016