foster shitty

foster shitty - a way for san mateans and hillsboroughites to show their superiority.

Dan: "I live in Hillsborough, wbu?"
Mark: "I'm in Foster City."
Dan: "HAHA you live on trash in foster shitty."

At least I don't live in Foster Shitty

by arnavvr June 8, 2020

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shitty bum

When someone is in a bad mood akin to a toddlers tantrum

When it got towards the end of the night Gavin had one mighty shitty bum going on!

by maki43 September 4, 2020

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When your high on laughing gas and make a Uturn. Pulling a shitty while on a whippet hight are almost entirely not thought through, last minute, and unplanned. It is likely that the person pulling this maneuver misgauges something and crashes their vehicle during the wippet and a shitty but a whippet and a shitty can also be stuck like a G where it is well executed. However, doing whippets and driving is extremely dangerous even a sober a single whippet can cause black out. Always pull over to take laughing gas if you have to do it in the vehicle at all.

Swim was on on his break while at work drove to the store to get some laughing gas canisters. On his way back he was using his GPS to find his way back. Swim was 35 seconds into a whippet when his GPS notified him he had to turn around as he didn’t realize the notification until a few seconds after the turn…. this is a a where the whippet and a shitty comes in…... It was a double lane so almost out of instinct having made similar maneuvers before he felt he could make this turn being in the right lane. And maybe he did have the room; however even though their was enough room he didn’t throw the wheel fast enough to turn/spin the vehicle enough to execute that type of turn at the 30mph he was going and as result he ran over a anchoring cable for a telephone pole and it sprung back into its natural position after the vehicles tire moved off/ and past it while at the same moment the fence he drove into stopped the vehicle. It was coincidently a fence belonging to a funeral home aswell!😂. No one was hurt this time but it was certainly a warning from the universe.

by Drug Charmander August 13, 2022

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Pissy Shitties

When you add coke at the movie theatre to your popcorn. It s called a pissy shitty, due to the consistency.

I make pissy shitties at the movie theatre for maximum flavor.

by Physicsclubbbb August 31, 2022

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blackout shitty

adjective phrase

1. egregiously intoxicated due to excessive alcohol consumption

2. the most obscene level of sloppy wasted achievable before passing TF out!

How to use "blackout shitty" in a sentence:

Wholly crap! How drunk are you? Never mind! You need to stop drinking or you're gonna wind up getting freakin' blackout shitty!

KRICED, dude! You're so blackout shitty, I don't understand how you are even conscious, much less, able to stand and walk!

by FinelyThreaded May 17, 2022

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