secondary insanity

A phenomenon commonly occurring when a person spends too much time on the OTHER side of the internet. The afflicted person will adopt the mannerisms of other crazy people.

It is incurable. If you're reading this, you probably have it.

'Dude, I think you might have secondary insanity.'
'Did you see this meme?'

by Touta Matsuda April 19, 2018

secretaryerizing

the honor and privilege of taking on the prestige, duty, and persona of performing the mundane tasks of secretary in a student government association or club position.

Dude 1 - So I heard you got the secretary position for pencil sharpeners anonymous?
Dude 2 - Yeah man, I'm stoked to totally start secretaryerizing my entire psyche.

by paramorphous April 10, 2018

Secondary Homies

When you love your homies but too scared to date them so y’all become secondary homies. Y’all love each other but it’s not official so you’re secondary homies

“You dating Jamie Donald”
“Nah,we just secondary homies”

by Lowkeyllamas June 1, 2018

Secondary Turd

Similar to a secondary shit but not as bad.
Also used to denote a turd that is not a primary turd.

You are a secondary turd man

by Rangoman69 June 21, 2019

Secondary Turd

This is not the primary turd this is the disappointing second one that plops into the water and splashed your bum

Roger: Man you reek like a secondary turd
Steve: Shut up ya smelon

by Lacaswetty June 21, 2019

securetary

The former security person on staff that now just routes information to and from a third party after your company has outsourced all of its security to them.

I used to do incident response, but since bringing Vendor X onboard, I am just a securetary.

by Nobody_Cares_What_I_Say September 1, 2021

secretary

kayla.

person 1 : its crazy how kayla won secretary ! I LOVE them !!
person 2 : I know right ?!?!!! Im so glad they won they would honestly be the best person to win.

by kaylasbiggestfan October 21, 2021