Secret squirrel

A term used by lawmen for covert, sneaky overtime received through a contract

Did you hear about the secret squirrel ot that Melonie got just for being hot?

by weaselworm May 18, 2019

secret squirrel

A person who collects and hides intoxicating items.

"Is there another beer?"

"Ask Johnny. He's the secret squirrel."

by ButcherSlim October 16, 2005

Secret Service

When a girl dives upon your premature ejaculation to avoid it hitting her sheets. For extended fun, angle the load towards her ear so it resembles a secret service ear piece.

Dude, I was just about to pre-jac and then she dove like the Secret Service and took one for her country.

by Hot Carl Winslow January 12, 2008

secret squirrel

A crazy person. Often the secret squirrel seems almost normal in society, but a look inside his home will show just how squirrely he is. Sometimes the secret squirrel also has a large hoard of items no sensible person would collect.

Kevin is totally a secret squirrel. I bet he has mountains of bottle caps in his bedroom.

by Sam Packwood June 12, 2007

secret sixth

Reverse on a five-speed manual transmission. Drivers mistakenly shift up from fifth into a "secret" sixth gear, which is actually reverse.

I can't give you a ride to practice today. Jack tried to put it in secret sixth when he borrowed my car on Saturday, and now it has no transmission.

by Blackwolf Morrow October 21, 2008

secret hairs

the hairs growing out of your dick hole.

"I have way more secret hairs than Eddy does"

by terdfuck January 31, 2009

Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)

“Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!

by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018