Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.

Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!

by donkeyturd April 12, 2024

soda seance

A seance that includes over 12 cans of soda pop to be consumed at around 2-3 AM. This act can happen without you knowing and until the next day when you wake up from your slumber, you will spot over 12-24 cans of soda that are all empty or half-full.

Forunt: Who the fuck drank all of my Dr. Pepper, did you have a Soda Seance again Adrian?
Adrian: i don't know.
Forunt: how can you say you don't know when i see like 18 cans of dr. pepper right next to your bed frame you fucking retard.
Adrian: oh.
Forunt: anyways get off the bed i gotta go choke the chicken to goatse.cx

Adrian: what the fuck ಠ_ಠ

by ButterScott January 18, 2025

Coochie Seance

The over-the-top, mystical, or “summoning” kind of sexual or seductive energy

She hitting him with coochie seance type action, he is not gonna be able to handle it.

by StoptalkingUdotomuch March 22, 2026

swing a spanner

To work as a mechanic or mechanics apprentice. Not to be confused with the useless fuckwits in admin who like to use the saying to describe writing with a pen.

Ask Bob to fix your car, he can swing a spanner properly

by King Tony December 17, 2020

Pylse Med Sennep

Only the most intelligent, sexy and powerful human beings gets the honour to be called this name. When born, the baby will instantly be known as Pylse.

What!?!?!! Is that a Pylse i smell?? Oh my god it is! Wow, the only Pylse Med Sennep in the world is here!!!

by pylsemedsennep November 23, 2021

Blue tongue spanner

An Australian colloquialism for an oxy acetylene torch used to cut metals.

Can't get the bolt off Bob, I'm going to have to use the blue tongue spanner

by Mykemyke February 28, 2022

slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'

by inniiit March 13, 2014