Scratcherbating

The act of scratching yourself in a way that feels orgasmic.

I scratched the bug-bite so well that it felt like I was scratcherbating.

by River G Phoenix August 10, 2025

ass-scratcher

The nth level of "ho-hum". That which will bore you to tears.

Yeah, that book of poetry...Leaves of Grass, I think...you know...the one President Clinton gave Monica...I read it in a post grad humanities course....what an ass-scratcher.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

Spot Cruncher

I am sitting next to him right now. I made a hat for him. Also goes by the name of The Devil. Likes to eat, metal. Hates, holes (in cheese). Thank You.

"GeT THAT F**KING HOLY CHEESE AWAY FROM ME. BEFORE I EAT YOUR KNIFE AND FALK"

by John Ball November 18, 2004

Cheese screecher

A name given to a person who looks like the type of person who'd shout at cheese in your local supermarket. (E.G. They're crazy)

Amy: So what do you think of Susan Boyle?
George: She's a real Cheese Screecher!

by AxxLxxBxx January 22, 2010

Razor Cruncher

An East Coast Term referring to a particularly harsh hit of marijuana when smoking out of a bong or similar apparatus, usually the 2nd or 3rd hit from the bowl. This is the hit that has all the kief on it, and the recipient usually ends up coughing a lot.

Haha oh damn...Kevin got the razor cruncher

by blizzyasfck January 19, 2011

scalp scrunch

Scalp scrunch is the wrinkling and ridging of the posterior scalp seen on bald men. It is particularly evident when the head meets a chair or couch back causing an upwards pressure.

The man sitting in front of her on the airplane fell asleep, making his scalp scrunch eye catching.

by awdwagon December 28, 2011

numbers cruncher

a guy who goes with as many many women as he can, so he can brag he had more than you.

numbers cruncher-a guy brags he's had 1000 girls, more than you, but would you want some of them?

by boogerpizzas June 15, 2013