Rules of courts are screwed up!
you are screwed if you sre
A-Black
B-A woman
C-An asian market owner who doesnt speak english
you are screwed if you sre
A-Black
B-A woman
C-An asian market owner who doesnt speak english
by AMERICA...SUX_AZZ November 7, 2003
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The combination of Scrotum and Totes. An easy word to use to agree with someone while simultaneously implying that person is a fucking nut sack.
by TimTimmers June 5, 2010
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1.to waste time, to fool or mess around, to procrastinate.
2.to be lazy. derived from scrotum, i.e., one who sits around scratching his scrotum all day.
1.to waste time, to fool or mess around, to procrastinate.
2.to be lazy. derived from scrotum, i.e., one who sits around scratching his scrotum all day.
You'd get more work done if you didn't scrote around so much.
Hey Brad, tell Robert to quit scrotin' around!
Hey Brad, tell Robert to quit scrotin' around!
by everyone's favorite krystal January 25, 2008
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Get the Scroteriffic mug.Extremely close and detailed testicular examination. Performed exclusively by very attentive tea-bag-ees, especially closeted conservatives and red state Repuglican governors with White House fever, known as Scrotophiles or Scrotemeyesers. Includes thorough visual, tactile (primarily using the forehead and nose, though the entire face and head may be involved), and sometimes tastile(though not usually in public - see 'ballicking') examination and adulation.
Derivation: scrotem+scrutiny
Derivation: scrotem+scrutiny
Sarah Pitbullshitter the moose murdering hockey milf was willing to do whatever scrotemy was necessary for the nomination, and John McMilfhunter was more than willing to teabag her as his consolation for letting the theofascitards put the final nail in his candidacy coffin.
by Proud2bHumble October 21, 2008
Get the Scrotemy mug.To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:
1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
by Brewha December 29, 2010
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