scootchmissle

verb- to move hastilly- to scootchmissle over

noun- a dick-head who's acting like a little bitch.

Dye's being a freakin scootchmissle, because they won't sanction Hybrid making their shit.

by Rory Phipps September 24, 2006

scotching

a verb. when somebody (usually a member of Scotch College) tries to stick as many penises in their mouth as possible.

Hey, look over that scotchy scotching another scotchy

by toggerz November 7, 2007

Dead Man Scotch Egg

A Dead Man Scotch Egg is the dead person equivalent of a scotch egg. Firstly you take one of the dead man's testicles, you then proceed to inject it with Mung (dead body juices) then coat in knob cheese from the man and deep fry.

Oh i'm goin home for a wank, some toast and a Dead Man Scotch Egg

by TheMCMMC April 23, 2010

Scotch Mist

an evil highland force; the ghosts of Scottish warriors trapped in foggy mist

A Scotch mist descends on Darkplace Hospital

by Captain Siberia March 14, 2008

slortch

means slut, hore, and bitch combined

She is such a slortch, she hooked up with my ex.

by Lex Apez and Britt Beer January 14, 2008

scrotch

mix between crotch and scrotem-
A dirty person who doesnt shower have alot of dandruff and it just a bit of wasteman
If someone does something which you find disgusting they are a bit of a scrotch
or
The general scratching of the crotch area

"Urghhh you dirty little scrotch"
"You little scrotchbag"
"Go shuvvv scrotch up ur scrotch hole u dirty scrotch"
"I need to have a quick scrotch"
"Stop scrotching you dirty scrotch"

by Alex Kukstas and Tepper October 23, 2008

scotcher

homosexual man

look at that fanny wearing pink, he's a reet scotcher

by gg1 September 25, 2010