Story stick

To light a cigarette whilst about to tell a long winded story.
Ian had the best story to tell, so he lighted a story stick to begin the shenanigans...
by Phat Nat March 21, 2008
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her-story

The documentation of injustices to women based solely on equality, NOT simply on preference to one sex or another.
When you research the her-story facts, you will find that women are given longer jail sentences for the same crime than are men, are paid 13.3% less for the same job, and are TEN times more likely to be sexually assaulted.
by You rReal Name July 12, 2020
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sex story

we were watching a movie, i don’t remeber which beacuse i was way to invested in the way ella was dry humping me. one minute we were innocently watching a movie, the next she was on my lap unbuttoning my jeans.
she started to give me a blowy, slow at first but when a moan slipped through my lips she started to pump her mouth on my cock A LOT harder.

moans were slipping out just as fast as my cum was.
she took of her top, grinning ear to ear,
“fuck me until i forget my name jacob” she said as she started to pull off her g string.
i pushed my cock into her so hard that i think the neighbours heard her scream.
i continued to jam my cock into her wet pussy hard and fast, the moans flying out of both of us.
we fucked all night long.
sex story that will make u horny
by sexstoryella July 15, 2023
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Moral Of The Story

Moral Of The Story can sound different and can be used differently. It can be said as “Memorial Of The Story” , “Theme Of The Story “ or even said “Main idea Of the truth”. It still all means , What ever the story is about , The Main Statement is that
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Cianc Story

A "Cianc Story" is when someone tells you a story that has absolutely no point to it and just wastes your time when you hear one.
"One time I saw my grandmom at church."
"Wow that was a Cianc Story!"
by hello123 August 25, 2006
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Top Story

Name for a person who always has to have the top story....you tell a story, and they have to top it with some barely believable nonsense that half the time doesn't even belong in the topic of conversation.
You: "Dude, the other night, I was bangin' this chick who was so fine for a second I thought it might have actually been {super-hot celebrity's name} !"

Top Story: "Yeah, well this one time a guy I know actually introduced me to {same super-hot celebrity or a hotter one}...we kicked at her mansion in L.A., did tons of blow, and I banged her and her sister for 6 hours straight before I shot a load on her face and she swapped it with her sister. I took pictures but I don't know where they are."

You: {shake head in disbelief and annoyance and walk away}
by introspectacle March 15, 2011
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shit story

N. (shitte store ee)

A story that retells one's experience, or the experience of another, shitting, i.e., defecating, at (1) the wrong time; (2) in the wrong place; (3) in unusual amounts or colors; (4) with unusual stench; (5) with unusual results or combinations thereof. Usually causes both the listener and teller to laugh. May contain a moral or not, as the case may be. Revived at the Bread Loaf Writer's Conference in 1998.
That was the best shit story I ever heard -- there was shit all over the floor!
by Genoways August 29, 2003
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