And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

shart

A word made when someone tries to fart, but ends up pooping. This will usually result in the persons pants becoming soaked with poo.

EW! I just tried to fart but I actually sharted!

by Sarah A November 9, 2008

shart

The transition phase between defecating and flatulation.

I sharted when the pretty girl looked over at me.

by Geoff L. October 5, 2005

StarTaurus

1.One who is inflexible in his/her ways, rigid, intolerant of others (especially culturally), and believes he/she is always right; no debate will sway him/her.
2.One who uses way too many emoticons (25 to be precise, at all times).
3.One who is uneducated, uses improper English/grammar.

Adam: Did you hear that Sam and Alice got married?
Sara: They can't get married- he's a Greek and she's a Turk!
Adam: Please stop acting so StarTaurus.
Sara: What do you mean? (insert 25 "rolling eye" smilies here)
Adam: You are such a troll.
Sara: Someone heres a troll all right but it's not me!

by ChiGrrl January 2, 2008

Shart

When one farts and shit comes out too. Often reffered to as a wet fart.

I have to go and change my boxers. I just sharted!

I just sharted in my friends soup and he ate it!

by Andrew March 23, 2005

M Shart

When someone misses an obvious cultural reference that should be known to all.

Complete lack of understanding of pop cultural.

-MC Hammer is performing at the concert as well!
-em see who?
-holy m shart.

-OMG (celebrity name, movie title, tv show....) is on tv tonight!
-who's that?
-omg m shart more could you?

by kaleahobviously June 16, 2009

shart

An extraction from the asshole that can cause great muscle pain. Mixture of shitting and farting at once that may cause an uncomfortable dispositioning in your pants.

"Dude I just sharted my pants."
"That shart smells like tuna."

by LT Ram September 3, 2009