Slorsh(-ed,-ing) (n, v) : 1. A sexual act that originates from Knoxville, TN in which the male partner freezes his ejaculate prior to coitus in a condom that the female partner then masturbates with inverted to simulate unprotected vaginally intercourse before freezing again with mixed ejaculated for them to both drink at a later time.
1. Get the freezer ready because you and I are going to slorsh tonight!
2. I still can't believe Jessica got pregnant by Mack while they were sloshing.
3. I've slorshed with three chicks this week and it's really damn cold but worth it.
2. I still can't believe Jessica got pregnant by Mack while they were sloshing.
3. I've slorshed with three chicks this week and it's really damn cold but worth it.
by Phil A. Shio February 19, 2021
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Essentially you got fucked off to much vodka and now mom has to come pick you up and make sure you don’t have alcohol poisoning.
Essentially you got fucked off to much vodka and now mom has to come pick you up and make sure you don’t have alcohol poisoning.
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i lit the candle and it sloshed. the raising of the flame forming before it sloshed. (formz the circle once you back up and look at the flame settled)
the slosh.
the slosh.
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Get the Sloshing mug.The stale leftover beer in the pint glasses of the local pub, collected up and put back into the barrel to resell the next day.
Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.
To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.
As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.
Many moon ago in yesteryear, when local publicans at your nearest watering hole were less honest than a Politician on polling day, pubs in the UK used to only serve up foul mess labelled lager - not your craft wonders and fruity ales of today's youthful world.
To put money back in the till at the end of a torrid evening of sales, the landlord of public houses would collect up the 'slops' left at the bottom of everyone's beer glasses and return this stale beer back to the barrel.
As most people would be only drinking a choice of 2 lagers, it didn't really matter what barrel they went back into, nor that they made the beer taste rancid. As they never cleaned the beer lines, you couldn't tell if it was that making the beer rank, or the slops from old Coughy Jack's leftovers being the cause for the slightly chewy beverages.
Dave: 'Err Mike, does your pint taste rank there mate?'
Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'
Mike: 'That swine landlord been filling the barrel with slops again. Think I've got one of coughy Jack's teeth floating about from his pint last night!'
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