shituation

a shitty situation, the word is meant to remove bad, terrible and awful as adjectives to the word situation

man im in another shituation, my gf just caught me cheating!

by yasibasi May 8, 2011

Shituation

When you really have to poop and suddenly realize there is no toilet paper...

In Frank's haste to take a crap at the Mexican restaurant, he discovered his stall was completely out of toilet paper, thus leaving him in an awkward shituation.

by PetsorMeat‽ September 10, 2011

Shituation

A really bad situation in which you shit yourself. Usually in public and in front of at least a few people. Not to be confused with a shart, by which only you might know a shit has occurred. When a Shituation occurs , everyone is aware of what when down.

"The French speedwalker had a nasty Shituation go down at the Rio Olympics. " or " I ended up in a Shituation trying to get to the bathroom at work ."

by FlippDogg August 20, 2016

situational goddess

Similar to work hot, someone who is not really that attractive but because of where they are or who they are surrounded by appears hot. This often leads to her receiving undeserved and unprecedented attention and men doing foolish things like sleeping with her.

I need to dump Sandra. I met her in the Faculty of Engineering and wrongly thought she was hot. I brought her to a frat party and realized she was actually kinda ugly. Turns out Sandra was only a situational goddess: she only looks good when surrounded by ugly people.

by ebbets September 3, 2007

Tricky Situation

Term describing when one gets involved with a Trick, and can't seem to get out of it, or has had a rather tough time dealing with them.

Duane: Man this damn girl done tried to play mind games on a brotha'. She know she wrong.

TJ: Yo man, I told you she was a hoe. She on that bull shit. You know she fucked Ebony's brother right?

Devante: Sorry for ya dog. Looks like you got your self in a Tricky Situation.

by Black Riz September 26, 2008

3-way situation

If 2 guys meet one girl together then they both have to be there if the girl is willing to show her boobs

Justin: Well I saw her boobs, check mate
Steven: Did you actually?
Justin: no lol
Steven: Good cause I have to be there when it happens because this is a 3-way situation

by watty20202020 January 5, 2012

Situatio

A word used to describe the act of receiving/giving felatio in a dire circumstance.

Julia Gillard was, unbeknownst to the crowd, the one behind the 'situatio' as Abbot spoke his bullshit.

by Nipple- forget it and reforge. August 28, 2010