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shitting

A word replacing another word.
"What are you shitting today?"

"Did you see what that guy was shitting?"

person 1: "Is eric still seeing amanda?"
person 2: "no he's shitting someone else"
by just.made September 5, 2009
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shitting in bed awake

Any situation that you have to overcome that is so easy and takes no effort at all.
Person 1: Man this motor is going to be a bitch to take out.
Person 2: Nah man its easier than shitting in bed awake.
by P-Fat November 28, 2006
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shining wit

A shining wit is a person with a wonderful sense of the comedic, someone who can find the humour in everything and is always keen to see the bright side, going through life with an optimistic and sunny attitude, always ready to crack a joke to cheer his chums and other folk who have the good fortune to be in his presence..

He also does not really exist, so, is in fact the opposite of that. Much as he likes to be known as a shining wit, he is unaware of the fact that his associates refer to him as a shining wit merely to draw attention to the fact that he is such a miserable bastard that anyone who spends time with him usually ends up twitching on the end of a rope owing to induced suicidal tendancies..

In truth, shining wit is the polite spoonerist term for a WHINING SHIT.
"I had a date last evening, met a woman and she started crying after we tried to have sex and told me to go.

I couldn't understand it, I had been entertaining her all evening with tales of my ex-wife and our divorce, how she cleaned me out, turned my kids against me and left me penniless and suicidal and how greatful I was to finally meet a woman who was going to make me happy forever and stop me from taking the overdose I was planning to take if the date did not work out..

When she fell face first into her spagbol at 3.30 AM I decided she wanted to go to bed as she was tired, I dragged her upstairs and she seemed willing, but, nothing happened really because I have become impotent..

Then, she woke and seemed to be not so happy as she was when I met her..

Cant understand it, do you think Ill ever meet a good woman?"

Well mate, youre such a Shining Wit, the ladies are sure fall for your charms in the time honoured way.. Just keep taking the blue pills..
by evalson August 10, 2010
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shitting in reverse

The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.

May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.

If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
by cuksocker November 6, 2010
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shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.
Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...
by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015
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Shining Arcanine

A super-hyper-uber conservative dumbass redneck moderator who forces his beliefs on everyone else and deflects their opinions. Refuses to believe that animals were not created for our use and attacks anyone who doesn't like Bush. Extremely lock-happy, locking anything "controversial" by his terms.
"Ruki, you watch what you say 'bout Bush 'round me."
by Ruki February 8, 2004
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shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.
Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
by mintglow September 22, 2008
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