turd scampi

Shrimp scampi that is made with turds instead of shrimp, usually hardened and old, so it doesn't fall apart.

Comes with your choice of seasonings and served with a side of scoof.

If you wanna join our club, you have to eat the turd scampi.

by Jimbo Baggins July 16, 2008

basic shaming

Giving basic girls shit for doing basic things. (Even though its basic because its probably an enjoyable thing).

"Did you see Felicia's instagram of her Starbucks PSL?"
"Yeah, she's so basic."
"Chuurch! I love basic shaming."

by mariko February 22, 2015

Slut shaming

Slut shaming is calling a girl a slut without any particular reason; even though how many men a girl has slept with is no one's business.

Jessica: Lacey is such a slut

Haley: You have no right to slut shame her and call her names because she likes sex

Haley defended Lacey when Jessica was slut shaming her

by KyM July 25, 2015

Samping

Samping is the act of having sex whle camping. Samping usually hurts.

Me and my wife needed to spice up our love life so we went samping, so nice bein so close.

by basketballson56 March 4, 2010

shampies

sounds like a br*tish word for old people diapers

u : grammpa tf u doo-doo in yo pants go get u sum shampies
brittle bone grammpa : idjkcxivffdklxbjiodlc

by warbumbo April 8, 2021

Sampire

The most amazing loving man in the world. Smart, funny, loving, strong, amazing, and simply the best.
He is divone <3!

Sampire is my azizam

by ayeshiaa January 7, 2012

schampier

A little fruity leprechaun who will try and steal your lucky charms when you are not looking.

When you go to Capitol hill watch out for the Schampiers

by Strong willed July 5, 2017