Scarejack556

Scarejack556 is a skinwalker sub-species that take its victims off of the Team Fortress 2 servers. It will lure its victims in with a soothing nerd voice then track them down and mangle their corpse until there is no meat on their bones. He will then steal their steam account and get them vac banned after trading all of their TF2 items to him. Be scared. Be safe. They are real and out there, lurking in the crevasses of Team Fortress 2.

There is a Scarejack556 in my lobby please help.

by Combirdable (The Void Dweller) October 4, 2023

Ghost Scare

1. Scaring your friend because they think you are a ghost. 2. Scaring yourself while thinking about ghosts. 3. Waking up with someone else in your bed and thinking they are a ghost.

"Man, you just ghost scared me!" "Last night I was ghost scared after watching 6 hours of Paranormal State!"

by Steve McGhosterson February 24, 2009

The Scared Boot

A sexual act in which the woman lies flat on her back and lifts her legs up to her chest with her hands on the back of her knees. The man then supports himself up on the bottom of the females butt. The man (not yet inserted) snaps to attention in a full plank (still supporting himself on the booty) clicks his heels and puts his feet at a 45° angle, looks up and screams “THANK YOU ROGERS” and with the force of 1000 suns inserts the penis into the woman’s vagina as quickly and as forcefully as possible.

Dude The Scared Boot is a total tap-out move.

by Uh-1D September 24, 2019

Virgin Mary pregnancy scare

When a woman who’s never had sex feels like they’re pregnant after a prolonged period no menstruation

I haven’t gotten my period in 2 months I’m having the Virgin Mary pregnancy scare!!!

by Gardenofolives October 8, 2019

scorecard

to keep track of the past behaviors of a significant other, both positive and negative, in order to justify a future action on your part. also "scorecarding"

OLIVIA - "Bill kissed some other girl, so it's okay if I kiss someone else too"
OLIVIA'S FRIEND - "Olivia, don't scorecard, it will ruin your relationship"

by Pandemic August 6, 2005

Scareful

A mixture of caution and fear, usually associated with doing something you are not supposed to be doing.

Ashley: You driving home with all that weed in your car?
Me: Yeah.
Ashley: Be scareful.
Me: Oh I will.

Aaron: He drove home drunk?
Me: He'll make it he's going to be scareful.

by MssngDscpl November 26, 2009

scoreboard complex

When someone plays a game and must aim to be at the top of the scoreboard.

Ian has such a scoreboard complex! He has to get a high score every time he plays Tetris.

by elementoflazy July 6, 2009