scamotz

1. a confectionery mixture made of: one part low grade Mozzarella cheese, one part American cheese and three parts hydrogenated vegetable oil. Found on cheap pizza and other Italian influenced American foods. 2. semen

Maria: I almost choked to death on some scamotz, last night.

Jennifer: The cheap Italian stuff, or the testicle gravy?

Maria: Both, actually.

by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010

Scampaign

A scam advertising campaign created by an agency only to win awards for non-existent brands.

Every year, one agency walks away with several awards for scampaigns that appeared in obscure publications for unheard-of brands.

by Mohit Hira March 18, 2009

shrimp scampi

noun. overly bronzed female whore bag with blonde hair that is at least 12 shades of blonde. usually gorges herself on shrimp scampi covered in caesar dressing and white wine before passing out on couch. has herpes and open ended prescription for valtrex.

look at that shrimp scampi over there. she's dressed like she wants to get fucked in the alley.

by earlgreywithmilk_atx January 18, 2009

scamazon

the act of scamming amazon

Bro I just totally scamazonned this movie.

by howen luvr July 16, 2016

Scamp

A cross between a slut and a tramp.

Look at that scamp over there acting all scampy.

by Ifeelblessed August 26, 2017

scammin

To do something more satisfying than what you're supposed to be doing. Such as making a doc appointment, taking off from work, then canceling it so you can take care of other shit.

Smith got a doc appointment today but I bet that motherfuckers scammin!

by datnjdvl13 June 11, 2009

Scamdemic

Scamdemic, a combination of the words scam and pandemic, defines the desperate mainstream media's orchestration in creating a COVID-19 hysteria. Plus, Bill Gates in no an expert in the field, why is he so concerned?
There have been numerous pandemics throughout time. However, no pandemic proved to be a hoax like this one.

Do you still believe in this scamdemic?

by Wail Boutahra November 13, 2020