by Someone who misses their balls February 9, 2021
Get the Crafty Russell mug.Papa Russell is a hunk of an alpha male. Never fails to make you feel scared in his presence as his huge figure mocks you! Papa Russell is a cruel but fair master and will be very kind, loyal, and generous to anyone he finds easily dominated! His sexual prowess engulfs anyone he encounters while his beard will entice you. His majestic beard is sure to show his feral side making it clear to everyone who he thinks is boss. If Papa Russell doesn't have a beard he better hope he has some massive muscles to make up for it!
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
Papa Russell is sure he will bless your life, and he might... if he doesn't drive you away with his perceived manliness.
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Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
Beta male 2: Holy shit, I think it is Papa Russell!
Beta male 1: Dude, how are we ever going to pull any big bunda double thiccie goth bazoonga bitchez with that sexual beast to compete with?
Beta male 2: come on man, let's go talk to him!
Beta male 1: No! Are you crazy? Look at his beard! It's so majestic!
Beta male 2: Yeah, I guess you're right. Come on, let's just go to another party and hope our masculinities are still intact.
by English man words May 6, 2021
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by MutedDevil June 13, 2021
Get the Wyatt Russell mug.the cretin who must be kept locked away at all times . she will seek out for food and water but you must not give it to her ! (usually found lurking around bins at local parks)
“oi have you seen holly russell ??!!”
“yeah mate just saw her at the bin in prince albert park watch out “
“yeah mate just saw her at the bin in prince albert park watch out “
by pigeonsmeller June 24, 2021
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A nasty skank a$$ boi. Has above average personality, insanely good-looking, isn’t afraid of a bit of NOS poisoning and can pump some pretty off-the-charts sk8erboi moves. You’d be lucky as hell to know a Zane Russell. And even luckier if one fell in love with you.
Person 1 - Whoa BRUH, you be pullin’ bitches all night!! How do you do that?
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
Person 2 - I dno man, I’m a Zane Russell.
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