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mess in my rump

defecation of the particularly messy variety; a 'bad dung'
just blew a 'bad dung', now i've got a mess in my rump!
don't know about this walking upright, this 'bad dung' has left a mess in my rump!
('rump' is SUCH a laughably goofy word!!)
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
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Rump Roast Face

Rump Roast Face comes from a place far far away (A pine richland luch tabel)
it means one with a veryy ugly or discusting face one that no 1 can stand..
by Rick JAmEs May 13, 2005
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rump bump

rump bump means that when a man grabs a woman/man by his/her hips and shoves his hard erect penis into her ass crack, while in the process of pulling his/her pants down. then, they shove the person on the ground, get on top of the person and rides them like a pony, then you go 69 on their ass
damn bitch, i had sonia over last night and i tried to rump bump her ass but it was too flat and nasty, and she was terrible.

damn hoe, i had m&b in bed last night, they were the best rump bumpers i know.
by Marissa(: June 13, 2008
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Rummy

A style of fighting involving maneuvers like jostling for position, elbows, kicking, jumping, pushing and high speed bumping. From far away it just looks like a mob of people crashing into each other, but when examined carefully there is a method to the madness.
Rummy is an official martial art, but is banned in many countries. In some countries it is even illegal to say the word rummy.
Only the incredibly skilled fighters are allowed to be exposed to the world of Rummy.If you have not heard about it, you are not good enough to participate.
"Da Joeys Geelong boiis invented Da Rummys."

"Rummy is a way of life."

"man, the was the sickest Rummy we have ever had!"
by Da Walshey December 16, 2008
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Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.
Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!
by bandteacher December 7, 2009
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t-rumpleforeskin

A bumbling wrinkly penis-headed idiot that is presently leader of the free world who wants to nuke North Korea and has poor command of the English language.
T-RUMPLEFORESKIN likes to play golf a lot using taxpayer's money.
by Mackleinstein February 27, 2018
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rumple blumpkin

Getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the shit out the bitch like Charlie from Street Fighter Alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. Don't forget to scream "KUNGFU!!!!"
Some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so I switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.
by Spoof January 22, 2005
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