Royal Randy

Prior to having anal sex, a dude fills the toilet with a large coiler. He then proceeds to start ramming his lady in the ass, at the moment he is about to bust a nut, he stuffs her head into the shit filled bowl and flushes it. swirl blumpy slumpy blumpy

Last night I wanted to show this chick how much I liked her, so before we fucked, I dropped off some huge mounds of shit in the toilet and gave her a royal randy!

by nickopa January 25, 2010

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cougar royale

A drink invented to bring out the inner cougar in older women. 1 part Vodka, 1 part Hypnotic, shake with ice, drink as a shot.

Hey barkeep!!!! Two shots of Cougar Royale please

by "The Reverend" Deacon P. Rockafeller May 01, 2006

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the royal we

The We is the King or Queen and God. It was originally in recognition that royalty derives its power from appointment by God.

"We are not amused." The King (or Queen) is acting as Gods representative on Earth and is letting the recipent know that neither of them are amused.

by We-ner November 24, 2003

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The Royal Nigga

A singular term loosely meaning victimhood -- especially by a person of authority from ‘the system’, such as a police officer. The word is racially neutral and is based on the British idiom "the royal 'we'", which is commonly used in the phrase: "We are not amused".

Although also rooted in the racist term "nigger", the royal nigga refers to the concept of being placed at a disadvantage and made to feel like an African American during the time of slavery.

No bro, I meant the royal nigga.

by Jiggle Swami October 13, 2010

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