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A Root

An inexplicably horrible marine. Only person capable of achieving a speeding ticket on the California I-5. Incapable of any cognitive thinking or common sense, no sense of direction and the coordnation of a deaf bat without wings and cerebral palsy.
A marine PFC named root the boot.

A Root is garbage
by FOXMANJ August 18, 2013
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gorks root

slang for performing oral sex on a male organ
by tec5704 August 16, 2009
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Head Root

A Head Root is tip or head of the male penis, the dickhead. The head root is the head and the root portion of the penis is the shaft of the penis. The term is often used as a noun to call someone a name similar to dickhead.
Hey headroot what's your problem? I bought the wrong sized condoms and they wouldn't even fit over my head root.
by vitlaw14 May 28, 2013
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James' Root Oil

by An Alside Employee December 10, 2016
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thick root

Girl: im so tired but i can't go to sleep

Guy: sounds like you need a thick root

Girl: lol
by threestacks January 16, 2017
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Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half
"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."
by potus@us.fucktrump February 14, 2017
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bunga root

"Bunga" being a big amount. "Root" being a top shag ... A big (good) shag
"I will full Bunga root you"
by 0162-2gud4u July 6, 2017
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