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i-Ready

A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide
Teacher: We're doing i-Ready
Jose: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by the icarly fan September 14, 2020
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silent reading

the long and annoying 10 minutes at the start of an english lesson where the class is silent reading or acting that they're silent reading whilst the teacher uploads the powerpoint. you can usually hear a lot of shuffling, muffled sniffles and whispers about how someone wet themselves at lunch.

failure to bring in a silent reading book can usually end you up with a 10 page essay.
english teacher - ok everybody, 10 minutes of silent reading everybody and i'll take the register. where's your silent reading book?
student - at home, sorry.
english teacher - that's it, the third time this week! 10 page essay for monday, is that understood?
by isaiddhss:) February 25, 2021
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i-Ready

A horrible teaching platform that attempts to seem young and relatable, which it fails at, and keep everything at a first grade explanation, no matter the subject or difficulty of it.
Jim: i-Ready is bad.
Joe: Yes
by Carl_The_Greatest_Carl March 11, 2021
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Fireman Ready

When a Female is ready to hoe out and patiently waiting for her pimp to land her a date n send her out..
Pimp: See my main bitch right there. She's about stacking that paper. She Fireman Ready no matter where we at she ready to Go Out n Hoe Out !
by N8Stylo August 31, 2021
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Close Reading

When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.

Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.

Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?

Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.

Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?

Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021
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avid_reader

An individual who is always reading books.
“She’s such an avid_reader! All she does is read books.”
by ChocCroissant February 2, 2022
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The Shadow Reader

The Shadow Reader is an American YouTuber that makes horror-centered videos, specifically creepypastas as well as other content including rants. His YouTube channel currently has over 17,000 subscribers and 6 million video views as of April 2019.
}Joseph}: Yo Wanna, Watch The Shadow Reader?
{me}: Fuck yes!-
by Themasterddue46@gmail.com August 17, 2019
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