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release the kraken

You say another word 'bout my mama, an' imma release the kraken.
by mattyfoureyes December 20, 2010
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catch and release

To take a breezy home tap it and never call her ass again. In other words a one night stand
Last night I met this dime.She seemed crazy thats when I knew it was time for a catch and release.
by balexanderb December 20, 2006
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rebless

To disassemble, reassemble, reconfigure and generally improve the operation of a computer system. Usually done in response to system failure or corruption.
Hey, if you're free this weekend, could you help me rebless my old Compaq?
by BvO November 20, 2003
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Release the Oompa Loompas

1. v. to unsnap a woman's bra, thus freeing the beautiful milk-maids (i.e. Oompa Loompas) from captivity.

2. v. to infiltrate the most secure area inside the Pentagon and free the 100 midgets that are currently held hostage. An attempt was made nearly 10 years ago but Al-Quaeda covered it up with urging from the president by crashing a plane. Top government officials will deny the existence of a captive Loompaland inside the Pentagon used for their enjoyment. However, it does exist and they need to be freed!
1. That chick is so corn, I can't wait til I can Release the Oompa Loompas!

2. Yo man I came up with a plan to Release the Oompa Loompas, can you help?

Sure, I know those little fellas need our help, I heard that they have them locked in a baby playpen!
by RedDan69 January 26, 2011
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Realebrity

A famous person that's not brain dead and actually has a legit career.
by youcantspeak September 5, 2012
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realest possible talk

n. Talk so real it couldn't possibly be any realer. Talk of a nature so fantastically sincere that both the speaker and the listener will be blown away by its realness.
Bro A: "Dude, there's too many stupid chick flicks coming out."

Bro B: "Okay, realest possible talk? I really liked <stupid romantic comedy X>."
by realtalkguy February 26, 2013
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Seeman Reflection

When a man masterbates standing over a mirror so that he can ejaculate on the reflection of his own face....
example of a Seeman Reflection:
"I shot my load on my own face, then I cleaned the mirror and hung it back on the wall"

See Man Reflection
by Joedaddy1980 February 7, 2009
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