traffic report

the near real-time distribution of information about road conditions ( such as traffic congestion, detours, and collisions. )

While driving to work, I listened to the traffic report.

by ytw February 11, 2017

howlett report

The vet's medical-diagnostic statement about the overall health of your prize huntin' hounds.

Backwoods hippie: Well, the vet's howlett report gives my dogs a clean bill of health, so I reckon they're all ready for the spring huntin'-trials.

by QuacksO March 22, 2017

Revolutionary reporter

A reporter that writes fact.

-I did read a column in Washington Post the other day written by an "revolutionary reporter". -What kind of reporter is that, a revolutionist? No he is revolutionary in the sense, that you can always trust that what he writes, is facts.

by Shoreline1 April 3, 2017

sports report

A sports article, blog or discussion covering topical issues.

The news gave a brief sports report tonight. Now I'm up to date!

by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018

critical repositioning

The act of strategically abandoning your team. Used mainly in the game of Fortnite.

“Dude are you leaving your team!?”
“No. This is critical repositioning.”

by wildmanhunt January 3, 2019

you reposted in the wrong gang

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TORTURED DANCED BITCH

narancia: laughs at a dude that's being tortured then does sick dance
Mista: confused then joins in
Them: dances epically
Fugo:.......
Also fugo: BRO LEMME JOIN IN
The homies: you reposted in the wrong gang

by Llamajjba September 7, 2020

Git repos

When she gives it up to you but then she takes it back because you made her mad. You "git" it and she "repos" it.

She was going get it on with Divad when he started talking about 3D printing 3D printer parts, so she lost interest and left. Later, Divad told his friends and the said, "Dayum, she git repos you man!"

by 3D Printed World February 19, 2021