Reading Day

The one day where you actually get to stay up late and pretend like it’s the weekend because guess what, you have no classes, and most importantly, no 8ams!!!!!!

I stayed up till 4am on reading day because I could!!!!!!!

by Pialinist May 3, 2021

Reading Light Syndrome

A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness

- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.

by Nanochka August 18, 2021

Rehaan

Sugar daddy

That’s my Rehaan

by Ok bye bye dude November 22, 2021

reading plus

the killer the all mental health and happiness

bro i had to do reading plus last week i almost died

by pietromaximoffcanhavemybabies0 December 4, 2021

rehaan gulati

sex ass motherfucker whos dick is bigger than all the men of the house, calling him rey bae gets him mad and when he doesnt like u hes just gonna say "o".

man this rehaan gulati just has just a huge dick.

by arian aka xeni January 16, 2022

readmin

Is that ReAdmin? EWWWW. I'm hyrasexual now. I prefer to spend $10 a month on Hyra,io.

Is that ReAdmin? That is disgusting. I'm now hyrasexual.

by Samuel George Easton February 22, 2022

Rehaab

The most stunning woman ever, she's got everything you want from a girl. Clever, funny and absolutely amazing to talk to for hours upon end. She's the sweetest person ever and so adorable, furthermore her determination is second to none! Last but most definitely not least, her voice is angelic, those who have the privilege of hearing it are extremely blessed and lucky.

Person 1: "I met Rehaab yesterday, I hope we can become great friends!"
Person 2: "Yeah, she's amazing isn't she, I can talk to her about anything and she's so good at teaching!"

by nyom nyom May 7, 2022