reading comprehension devil

a saying that is used when someone doesn't understand a piece of media/literature. refers to the show/manga "chainsaw man."

Person 1: "The man who was murdered in the story the Tell Tale Heart by Edgar Allen Poe was actually alive the whole time and it was his heart was beating in the floorboards!"
Person 2: "The reading comprehension devil strikes again!"

by bookuser11 December 19, 2023

Remington retirement plan

To retire from life permanently by using a Remington firearm on oneself

He decided to take the Remington retirement plan

by Johnny Sins Jr December 20, 2023

reading assignment

Something that teachers assign nearly every night. Students don't usually give a crap and read the assigned material, only to be in shock when there's a quiz on it the next day. On Rate My Professors, they can easily be denoted if they have the Get Ready to Read tag.

I heard our new teacher's a really tough grader. He puts out reading assignments every class and ends up quizzing you on it the next day.

by The Real Driller November 19, 2023

raingenic

When something/someone looks good in rain or wet conditions

Your hair is so raingenic.
I wish i could be more raingenic.

by ss.samuel.ll April 3, 2024

reingefrankat

The name Franka as a verb, used to define drunk actions you did and were ashamed about after.

German: Gestern zu viel getrunken und dann im Krankenhaus aufgewacht. Mal wieder richtig reingefrankat.

English: Drank too much last night and woke up in hospital. I really frankad again.

by Loesil June 3, 2024

Remington Bemis

A rare species, the Remington Bemis is a rather large creature, spanding about 7ft horizontally, but only 5’9” vertically, almost like the chode he has. He is usually seen eating chicken nuggets from mcdonald’s, wearing a red hoodie and shorts.

“Oh look, a Remington Bemis! Look how wide he his, eating his chicken nuggets he scavenged from mcdonald’s!”

by Trumpet-4 October 15, 2024

reading

when you fuck a book
and you start cumming in it and pages dissolve

and then you proceed to blow up a plane while a rusty chevrolet is driving on the ground on fire

jhon: was jeffery reading
jeffery: I was driving a plane to blow it up

by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024