what the random

expression of exasperation or confusion, such as "what the fuck", "what the hell," etc. should be used exclusively when one hears or encounters something particularly strange, non-sensical, and random.

Ben - So now my mom is sending me to this Christian youth camp thing.

Me - Wait, what the random? Aren't you guys Jewish?

by bokonon June 05, 2005

Random Chick

*As defined by Antonio Morales* ran-duhm - chik Abbreviation; RC. Random Chick - a female easily persuaded or easily manipulated or easily influenced or easily convinced, to engage in sexual activity. i.e one night stand. (An RC's name is unimportant and unnecessary.)

So I was banging this RC (Random Chick) last night right...

facebook.com/Randomchickchronicles

by Mr. Big Deal February 22, 2011

random

Something someone says completely out of the blue; used this sudden outburst.

Joe: Hey man did you finish your math?
Henry: WHEN AH TURN ROUNDDDDD AH SEEEE
... JEEEEEESUS!
Joe: Ok, so no?
Henry: mr body massage machine GO!

by efrserse June 07, 2005

get random

To behave without inhibition or concern, such as at a party, similar to getting crunk.

When Lady Soverign's music comes on, I can't help but get random.

by Varun R. November 06, 2005

random pussy

10 Chicks in 3 States in 11 months. A way of filling the "Void" after a divorce.

Leading cause of divorce in the United States.

Ex-wife

" Your gonna be a lonely fuckn' looser with your beer and random pussy"

Ex-husbands friend
" It's really good you are able to hang out again and drink beer. Your the happiest I've ever seen you with all that random pussy you've been getting"

by Lookatcha September 28, 2013

Pairwise Randomization

Used as a justification for fixing a draw in a sporting event. Instead of using the accepted 1 vs 8, 2 vs 7... etc. seeding system, the organiser of a tournament may decide that 8 has a greater chance of beating 1 than 7 does and therefore may chose to draw the tournament so that 1 plays 7 instead.

"I'm not sure that this racketlon tournament will be won by the top seed. We had better use Pairwise Randomization to make sure that our local favourite gets to the final!"

by Oxford English Dictionary December 03, 2004

random chandomer

1.random chandomer is another word for arandom person or a chandomer

2. a stupid random person

random chandom- random

bobosakfioa- dudette hi y jewlery come with zambia for you lala =D dskvboshwv


david- what the... you random chandomer

{david has left the conversation}

by WeeTina July 11, 2008