Random Spanish Lady

some weird lady who calls ur phone twice a day and when u tell her she has the wrong number, still can't figure it out

Nora, that random spanish lady won't stop calling me. Will you please tell her in spanish that you have a chicken in your pants?

Random Spanish Lady by mizzz finnsta January 15, 2009

random play 

Someone who has sex with a stranger or someone in their group of friends who they don't want a relationship with

No I don't wanna be with him/her it was just some random play!

random play by justdance11 March 23, 2011

random text 

sending someone (can be completely random) a text message that has no meaning other than to annoy them and/or make them laugh.

completely random, out of the blue

the boy sent a girl a random text

do you know about random texts? i hear everyone is doing it!

the girl announced "what the fuck" when she saw the random text

random text by la tortuga December 3, 2010

random fuck 

a person who goes around fucking random people

damn... she'd random fuck anyone

random fuck by who fucking cares... March 28, 2005

random perv 

a worthless scumbag who has no social class and pops random boners

dude did you see Nick Chester hes such a Random Perv

random perv by Nick Chester June 11, 2006

random squared 

Otherly known as "Random^2"

Describes something that is unordinarily random. Also used as a random saying or catchphrase. Often used more in txt and written language than verbally.

Its original use was as a saying to depcit that something was so random - it wasn't. This wasn't derived as an abstract saying, but rather a mathematical concept. The logic behind this is often misunderstood, as its meaning is to do with the distribution of probabilities by multiplying two random functions together.

A: u luk lyk a happy duck 2day!
B: Random squared to u2!

random squared by glacial_shadow July 29, 2008

random bacon 

1)random bacon is a kind of bacon that is unexpected and tend to be the best kind of bacon.
2)bacon that appears from nowhere

1)carl:i want some bacon for breakfast
peggy: theres already some made
carl: wow! random bacon
2)carl: wow some bacon fell into my lap that sure is some random bacon

random bacon by ian rocks! March 2, 2005