Ramed

The effect ramen noodles give on you.
Pronounced rah-med.

I'm so ramed.
I love being ramed!

by laugeinggirl July 20, 2009

Raped My Childhood

When some asshole director takes a cherished childhood memory and turns it into crap on a stick. This typically happens as a result of money grubbing scum who are looking to capitalize on the existing popularity of a property but not willing to ensure the quality of the end result.

"Dude, this TMNT movie is garbage, Micheal Bay just raped my childhood!"

by supercomixking October 28, 2013

Raked

To be stoned/intoxicated to the point where you walk into everything or everything you touch falls over on you, esp. rakes

That guy was SOOO raked last night.

by Tako August 5, 2005

Reed

One who fondles and sexually interacts with turtles.

Oh yeah, I heard he has being a Reed.

by Rick... March 7, 2013

volleyball raped

When one lunges for a volleyball in a pick up game with a group of kids and pulls his groin, emmitting a girlish squeal as he collapses to the ground in a post-groin-mordum wimper.

Josh, you totally just got volleyball raped in the cocktail weenie.

by Dillards_Weasel March 10, 2009

Raedean

Is generally a name given to a female. She likes boys, BUTTS, and being very lazy. She has some major temper problem.
She is a shy sad person with no life. Trys to be creative and love life

Raedean is always staring get guys butt

by Wygio you December 20, 2017

e-raped

Being violated online in any way.

I felt so violated when my the hacker used my e-mail address for a 419 scam. I WAS E-RAPED!

by PostalMonk July 8, 2009