Richard Cranium

richard is a name that when shortened is dick and cranium is brain so when put together it's dickbrain/dickhead.

My friend acted like a Richard Cranium last night.

by LOLLIE ROFL POP July 21, 2009

skinny richard

Putting a garbage bag over your penis and filling it with whatever bodily fluid floats your boat. Proceeding to take the full bag of jizz/piss and hitting people while yelling "SKINNY RICHARD YO ASS"

Peter:Yo Luke lets skinny richard Andrew
Luke:Good cus I gotta take a piss
Andrew:Deuce you guys that hurt!

by Deucey Jones October 10, 2011

Richard Brook

A children's show actor who was paid by the fraud Sherlock Holmes to portray Jim Moriarty.

"Moriarty was fake. It was only Richard Brook."

by RBisInnocent October 30, 2012

richard dawkins

Strange and overrated biologist who thinks a God existing outside of time and space is a testable scientific theory governed by the laws of the observable universe. Founder of an ego cult congregating on his website richarddawkins.net which, surprisingly (!) features many pictures of the man himself. His fanatical Disciples consist mainly of an eclectic mix of rocket salad loving, lefty Hampstead set media types such as his wife or Ricky Gervaise, teenagers with mild Asperger's syndrome and angry, bearded letter of complaint writing types with discernable hygiene problems and a chip on their shoulders because the world refuses to recognise their genius, choosing instead to shun them due to their body odour.
He believes humans are innately moral because it's in the interest of our selfish genes which compete to replicate, but when we are bad it's because of religion.

Richard Dawkins - You see, competing with one another is part of Darwinism, but being nasty to one another..now that takes religion

by Bob Chipmunkhouse January 11, 2008

Richard Spencer

A leader of the white nationalist movement; prominently attended Charlottesville, coined the term 'alt-right'.

One moment I was watching PewDiePie, the next I was chanting 'sieg heil' at a Richard Spencer rally. That alt right pipeline is no joke

by Lexiiiiii_ April 21, 2021

Richard Hewitt

The act of failing to fully seat a magazine into a rifle causing the magazine to fall out of the weapon when one goes to fire, rendering your rifle absolutely useless and causing you to look like a complete and utter douchebag.

First pioneered by kiwitedferny and cajuncatfish1209

DUDE. Charlie is fucking everywhere!
(magazine falls from rifle)
AH MAN YOU DID A RICHARD HEWITT!
(rifle fire)
AH DUDE IM HIT. HOWS YOUR STRESS LEVEL?????????
(silence)

by tactidoodle February 19, 2011

richard relocation

A fancy British way of saying Dick Move

"Why James, I do believe that was a Richard relocation!"
"You fink so mate? How 'bout ya come get som ya wanker!"

by SurrealArt August 11, 2016